coolteeth

by crochetcatpause

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released April 30, 2012

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crochetcatpause Detroit, Michigan

Crochetcatpause is an abrasive synth punk band from Detroit. They are not afraid to talk to handsome dogs that they happen upon in the streets.

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Track Name: clevercatsss
hello hi we are crochetcatpause
vince and chris we make the laws
up from hieroglyphics in our minds
1-3-6-9 its go time

when we saw a dolphin crush a man
we had to start this band
when we ate humus it was a scam
we had to start this band
when we started to hate that band
we went and made this shitty band
when a hawk gets great wing span
we will need a back up plan
Track Name: thank you, we'll be here all night and forever
ask your mom yo she was right
we are the best band here tonight
we are the best band in the world

a real job not for me
this is it there's no plan B
we are barely a real band
were a scam were a scam were a scam

we showed up and pissed on your stage
fingers in our throats and puked on your stage
we showed up and then got banned
sold no shirts and made no fans
we will not get paid tonight
we will not get paid tonight
we will not get paid tonight
we will not get paid tonight
Track Name: tree octopus rock opera
tiny octopus birthed in a tree
sent from space he came to me
to guide my life in wondrous ways
i listen to the words my octopus says
telling me secrets the government denies
like smoking cigarettes is how the dinosaurs died
now we use their bones to fuel sports cars
keep that in mind while supporting nascar

eight legs eight minds eight dicks eight lines
eight legs eight minds eights dicks eight imes

tree octopus open your gate
tree octopus decide my fate

eight legs eight minds eight dicks eight lines
eight legs eight minds eight dicks eight times

tree octopus reveal your secrets
tree octopus reveal my secrets

tentacle prodigal eight legged warlord
tactical creature equiped with an ice sword
its powers are maxed when the sun implodes
devouring our souls like cream ala mode
a thirst for blood deeper than chupacabra
tee octopus rock opera
the time has come for our final bow
tree octopus please take our souls now
Track Name: lioncoolman
lioncoolman lioncoolman ride the waves
lioncoolman lioncoolman you're the man
don't ever change
love summer camp
H-A-G-S have a great summer
keep in touch
Track Name: these ghosts are mega
you and me we are good friends
my snakes first kiss will you attend
you have a tiger tattoo
i think that's cool i'd like one too

i don't like ghosts
i don't like ghosts
i don't like ghosts
i don't like - these ghosts are mega

when your lying in your bed
i get thoughts inside my head
would you like a new hairdo
i got scissors and shampoo

i don't like ghosts
i don't like ghosts
i don't like ghosts
i don't like - these ghosts are mega

i won't like you when you're dead
because you'll be a ghost instead
you cannot stay at my house
because you're dead it freaks me out
Track Name: cigarette ghouls
i'm smoking cigarettes in the boys room

don't tell the principal
he's a fucking looser
don't tell the principal
he's a fucking looser
he can't talk to demons like i can
he can eat my shit cause i'm the man

spit spit blood on the floor

carving pentagrams in my chest
spitting up blood just to make a mess
Track Name: the past is terrible, but coke is cool
coke is cool
why can't i bring it to school
Track Name: tim allen is a lobster
tim allen is a lobster
tim allen tool time tool time

please don't step on this shellfish
because he has acting talent
how can a crustacean be santa clause too?

tim allen
is a lobster
Track Name: i am my own man
i remember in first grade
crafting sacred stones for trade
the next step was sorcery
this is what brings joy to me

i will master dark magic and no one will stop me
i will conquer all wizards and no one will stop me

i remember casting spells
i would cast them at miguel
he would cry and tell me i was so wrong
now his blood is writing this song

i will master dark magic and no one will stop me
i will conquer all wizards and no one will stop me

no one will stop me
no one will stop me
no one will stop me
no one will stop me
Track Name: snakeman
snakeman is one word if you disagree
you must be illuminati

hey snake man whats with your one eye
are you watching me from your pyramid
if you dont give a fuck and i dont give a fuck
lets goto the white house and blow the fucker up

i can see what can't be unseen
this must mean that i'm obscene
i can see what can't be unseen
this must mean i'm illuminati

you cannot control me
if you're reptilian get away from me

snakeman is one word if you disagree
you must be illuminati
hey baby lets go to the funzone
no-no i don't wanna go
no-no i don't wanna go
Track Name: coolteeth
why can't i be with our cavities
why can't i be with out tragedy
break the baptistry
its not blasphemy
its just a fantasy
worship dentistry

cut and harvest
i must repeat
lets be honest
i need cool teeth

cut and harvest
i must repeat
you must promise
give us cool teeth

we want your teeth
you've got cool teeth
we're wisdom theives
we are cool teeth

bring us your teeth
you've got cool teeth
mephistopheles
wants your cool teeth