this is a song about friendship.
this is a song about new beginnings.
this is not a song about sammy davis jr. dying
crochetcatpause started when three dudes driving to minnesota
to play a show with their band at the time and while driving two
of them decide to start a new band. that band was IGB and when
they started to hate that band they made this shitty one.
luckily when chris ruckus joined crochetcatpause his name
was already chris. so no one feels left out in the lyrics
"vince and chris they make the laws." hurting feelings is
not friendship. so only people named vince and chris can
join this band. this is an open invite by the way if your
name is vince or chris thats the only requirement to get
in this project. if you meet those requirements send me
and e-mail at
mynameistravisbarker@gmail.com thanks
also the hummus thing happened. you can not order
hummus as a condiment you can only order it as some
sort of appetizer that costs more then your meal.
we are completely disgusting and terrible people who found friendship
in ruining things for you. we are the clevercats we are the
family pets crushed by titanium light poles. we are the gradients of light
that create the color green in spite of a man named herman. we are
the germs that killed your grandparents on summer vacation. we are
crochetcatpause. thank you for purchasing this record. fuck you.