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bravery boys

by crochetcatpause

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1.
can't afford new shoes all i bring is bad news never be in magazines cattitude in my seams don't you dare compare me to what you see on tv cause everything is shitty everything is shitty lioncoolman translation: death to all our opposition hanging christ by a cord in the name of puglord sick of djs making cash let their bodies rot in trash everything you do is trash fuck you everything you do is trash fuck you strangest men there ever was crochetcatpause never bound to any laws crochetcatpause lioncoolman translation: death to all our opposition hanging christ by a cord in the name of puglord don't you dare compare me to what you see on tv cause everything is shitty everything is shitty strangest men there ever was crochetcatpause never known for applause crochetcatpause no hope no cause crochetcatpause no fear fuck laws crochetcatpause
2.
this man has a lot of needs and he'll never let us leave uncle johnny we have to go please don't leave yet uncle johnny we have to go please don't leave yet all alone in father's cabin only fritz as his companion plus they both have been abandoned by family without compassion uncle johnny's all alone fritz is dead and turned to bone uncle johnny's all alone fritz is dead and turned to bone uncle johnny's not living the american dream he's living in a fucking nightmare uncle johnny's been crippled by low self esteem forsaken to shit world nowhere uncle johnny living in a nightmare living on a prayer i found god kickin' and screamin' teamin' with demons spreading my semen and i'm not married at all i could tell from the lobster shorts hell is where his soul reports i knew from the tuna cans this was a broken man there's a part of him inside me will i become uncle johnny
3.
Bravery Boys 02:53
the most fucked up shit we've ever done is the most fucking fun we've ever had drinking piss out of cans pissing in each other's hands nude, finding food in dumpsters these are our tales this is our legacy fuck police fuck democracy fuck real life fuck normalcy all i wanna do is bro with my daddios as you can tell we are going to hell cause we pissed in your pretty potted plants we're not afraid and there is no god to save you so please kindly go and fuck yourself praise be to puglord coasting on a longboard with a lump of shit smoking cigs mother fucking catpause crochetcatpause the most fucked up shit we ever caused was the formation of crochetcatpause teaming with demons keeps my eyes dreaming nothing i do will ever be redeeming
4.
lioncoolman lioncoolman ride the waves lioncoolman lioncoolman you're the man don't ever change love summer camp h-a-g-s have a great summer keep in touch
5.
we wanna be the real deal never eat real meal never reaching ideals never be the real deal passion over talent but the passion comes and goes will we get our shit together who fucking knows all our actions - things we said we all know we're never leaving our beds wanting attention/doing nothing can we be the real deal eating what we steal steal compromising ideals fuck it we're the real deal depression kills the passion but depression comes and goes will we get our shit together back and forth it goes all our actions - things we said we all know we're never leaving our beds jobs will never be for me i'm the fucking rat king taking everything for free i'm the fucking rat king
6.
the day is here i must confess the day the world becomes a fucking mess polar ice caps rapidly melting down blue jays harboring the ultimate sound all my best friends are made out of snow and our options as humans are running quite low i think back to my younger days laying on the front lawn i would graze all the grass the world could offer way back when the world was softer earth had changed when god said please stop kissing baby birds and being a sleaze kamikaze victory dynamic changes everything the world could offer rewritten by the author falling meteors rearrange this fucking earth to bring a change this is it this is the end and i just quit this fucking band baby birds chirp to me outside i call to them in them i confide
7.
silently i clutch to dreams serpents sipping listerine seeding thoughts of burning down these shitty chain stores in my town LCM will doom us all snakeman lords are standing tall crushing souls with our firm grips LCM - i submit i cant get a grip this has got out of hand i can't let it slip baby catsss in the sand
8.
some things do not change we were such good friends now the ghosts are back again these days feel so strange the kiss you didn’t attend now the snakes are gone again the first kiss means the most and i still don’t like these goddamn ghosts ghosts are screaming when i’m dreaming what is real i’d rather not feel ashamed but they’re fighting in my brain making me feel devoid and drained pull the plug this show is over i still don’t like these goddamn ghosts it should have ended long ago i still don’t like these goddamn ghosts all signs point to our dead end you and me, we were once friends lose the ghouls it’s all a ruse laser remove tiger tattoos excuse me from these social cues confused i hate these goddamn ghosts ghosts are screaming when i’m dreaming i still don’t like these god damn ghosts ghosts are clinging when i’m singing i still don’t like these god damn ghosts
9.
dumpster diving bagel surplus traded for corroded rusted coins to sustain ourselves paint cans falling from van shelves seven hour drive seven energy shots getting pulled over by the cops david lewis nude and sleeping morgantown police creeping naked girls on acid fleeing all the while chris is bleeding inverted cross carved in skin everything's full circling lansing kids are full of shit wasted breath inhaling hits bullshit us about a show and on their porch they're doing blow later skaters fuck this town bravery boys freedom bound smoking weed we find in trash salvaged textbooks sold for cash getting ratty in cincinatti brain house crew serving nattys getting silly in west philly banned from churches with spinelli way too hot and always sweaty ready to die at mental spaghetti surf the earth hot ham express when it ends we're depressed back on our knees sucking cocks at some place punching clocks a real job is not for me this is it there's no plan b every city knows we're right we are the best band here tonight always true when we recite we will not get paid tonight in the trash we praise and sing to the fucking rat king choosing to live avant garde crochetcatpause no regard
10.
i remember in first grade crafting sacred stoned for trade the next step was sorcery this is what brings joy to me atlantians built your circuit boards fuck your god - recognize puglord beast in brussels fucking with your head don’t answer the phone your son is dead i will master dark magic and no one will stop me i’ll conquer atlantians and no one will stop me when i mastered alchemy i uncovered ancient theories sun is cold - atoms are spirits green's not a color - don’t wanna hear it men from the sky gave us our genes we evolved to human beings herman taught us ancient facts no there is no going back no one will stop me
11.
parking lots make me feel better when we were dying in the summer promised to write you a letter but can’t face another bummer bravery boys cause disasters on the road we serve no masters nothing but our own ambition will lead to our extinction self destruction takes its toll unraveling in this black hole constant battle with all my problems leaving town's my only option life's fallin’ apart for me if this is how it has to be i’ll pack my bags and leave this city so sick of feeling empty my best friends are all i need unlock our dreams and set them free this town has nothing left for me all i loved is now debris we fly our flags and set our sails these tattered rags convey our tales reflecting on emotions felt and coping with the hands we’re dealt broken hearts just won’t heal i want to forget how to feel i’ll fix myself with my men pack the van then leave again parking lots feel like my home or is this van my final tomb either way you won’t see me soon i’ll be gone singing out of tune bravery boys help heal the pain things will never be the same
12.
Penelope 02:31
bloated and cultured from the grime of no hope spiraling in a downward slope gouged and gored we record testaments of our puglord we had dreams we had goals hollowed hearts left at turnpike tolls we tried hard with no success dead on your floor regressed and undressed plague this earth like a tumor rotting corpse like my friend kuma vagrant habits my undoing mediocre fuck improving making messes no one blesses classless trashy men with glasses eating scraps like human rats when we’re done no one claps hieroglyphics state our laws hello hi we are crochetcatpause we’ve allied with the condemned penelope controls these men pick a side it's us or them will you die for LCM precious lamb our catalyst deliver us to father’s midst close your eyes we whisper this plunging into the abyss master’s head to the saw crochetcatpause suffering in satan’s maw crochetcatpause mercy etched from puglord’s claw graciously we raise her jaw because coolteeth was full of flaws scavenging like a vulture disembowel your counter culture paying homage to the rat king ending up with fucking nothing making messes no one blesses classless trashy men with glasses pick a side it's us or them will you die for lcm will you die for lcm will you die for lcm clevercatsss amen

about

finger amputated, heart broken, shoulder separated, collar bone shattered, ankle fractured

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released May 15, 2015

all songs by crochetcatpause:

chris miller
vincent trotto
chris ruckus
rebekah riott
brian tucker

additional vocals on tracks 3, 5 & 6: adrienne berry
additional vocals on track 8: giovanna vanmeter
additional vocals on track 2: joseph sciamanna

recorded 100% DIY at the jarosz family home in whitmore lake, mi
(many many many apologies to the jarosz family)
additional recording at the ruckus records studio in pittsburgh, pa
no one got paid to make this record. DIY PUNX FUCK YOU.

all songs recorded by chris ruckus
all songs mixed by chris ruckus
mastering by chris ruckus & bob chamberlain

album art & design: vincent trotto
bone photography: amber munoz
all bones used are from chris miller's personal collection
all bones were obtained from dead animals he found in the woods
no critters were hurt to make this bullshit

2015 ruckus records 001
LCM art collective

this album is dedicated to the memory of our friend kuma

thank y'all: musclebaby, far house, the sanctuary, eric stephenson, maxxwell lange, kirstie mccarty, tony miller, cherish "bird bath" baser, anna potter, molly mcbutter, the fee, jay watson, mustache required, watabou, super thing, matthew morden, sean ruona, shauna campbell, cbj, downtown brown, kyle knight, amber munoz, corey humphrey, david lewis, adrienne berry, giovanna vanmeter, ultra mega awesome extreme, codename: dracula, north end studios, chance, and the guy who scrobbled "i am my own man" 600 times on last.fm

fuck y'all: bill and his assistant manager steven that work at the service plaza on the ohio turnpike, last exit before pennsylvania

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crochetcatpause Detroit, Michigan

Crochetcatpause is an abrasive synth punk band from Detroit. They are not afraid to talk to handsome dogs that they happen upon in the streets.

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