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tim allen is a lobster

from coolteeth by crochetcatpause

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the first song vince and chris ever wrote together. it's like 6 years old and has lived in many many different versions. this is the final one.

a man supported his family by acting in television shows and movies. also he is a lobster.
this song was once performed in vince trotto's college english class while doing a presentation
on tim allen. he performed it as he would at an actual show by jumping onto tables, and falling off
of them, doing flips and screaming at his classmates. first song ever written by vince and chris.
there have been 5 different versions of this song. this is the grand finale. an ode to an old friend
a gentle spirit. this man supports his family it is rude of me to call him a lobster.
and if i ever meet him i will kiss his suede shoes and apologize for attacking his character
and human form.

lyrics

tim allen is a lobster
tim allen tool time tool time

please don't step on this shellfish
because he has acting talent
how can a crustacean be santa clause too?

tim allen
is a lobster

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from coolteeth, released April 30, 2012

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Crochetcatpause is an abrasive synth punk band from Detroit. They are not afraid to talk to handsome dogs that they happen upon in the streets.

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